A first grader approached me in the hall on the way to lunch. She asked me what grade I was in. I replied I was in 4th grade and asked her if she knew anyone in 4th grade. I thought perhaps she had an older sibling or cousin.
The young girl thought for a minute then said, "Nope, except for MM." I told her that I knew MM, but that she was not in my class. The girl looked at me again with a puzzled look on her face. "What's your name?" she asked. Again, I replied and told her my name.
Immediately, the little girl blurt out " I've never heard of you in my life!" then spun around and walked off.
I guess that is that!